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Woman holds off cops for hours by refusing to turn over video of beating without a warrant, fearing it may be deleted. Bonus: Cops get warrant, delete video
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Federal judge Ric Romero finds that Sheriff Joe engaged in racial profiling
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Florida driver forgets he's in Florida and pulls a shotgun on another driver, who unfortunately is also a Florida diver who carries a shotgun and is not afraid to shoot
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Caption what Chris Christie is saying to Snookie
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Photoshop this shadowy cove
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Try not to flame your fellow citizens, but there's this, just in time for the long holiday weekend. The Great Charcoal Debate: Lumps, or Briquettes. Sober, sane, rational reasons for or against go over to the right
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12 people get unhappy ending at Baghdad brothel
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Meanwhile, in Wisconsin: Thong Cape Scooter Man
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Lesbian teen arrested for sex with underage girlfriend refuses to take plea deal. Says she's not licked yet
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Photoshop these dudes and this deer
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NPR asks the question: Who drinks water better -- dogs, cats, or pigeons? FIGHT
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Who lives under 1,500 lbs. of pineapples in Jersey City?
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I know it doesn't quite seem possible, but it turns out there actually are douchebags out there who can even ruin something as awesome as ice cream
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Topless bisexual women wrestling in mud and kissing...are just a few of the things you will not find in this week's Fark Weird News Quiz
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Police solve homelessness once and for all. Key strategy: Take sleeping bags, food, and any other possessions and move them on